School

Where children go to die, and adults are born.

School student: Hey, congrats of graduating! Wanna go imagine some stuff?
Graduate: No, I have no time to imagine, for I need to go and get a job so then I can earn money and to buy irrelevant material goods and food, and by doing this I will be giving cheap labour to whom ever hires me, until I become so depressed I end up killing myself.
School student: I'll go get my gun.

by Mr. Wafflessss November 7, 2010

school

A legal penitentiary where teachers are paid less than a vietnamese kid a Nike sweatshop and where children or teens gather to "learn".School shootings also occur here and kids who feel the need to be "different" dress in black.Wannabes are also rampant.

See 'cesspool for schizophrenia'

by LifeIsABitchAndThenYouDie August 24, 2003

school

a sweatshop that one travels to 180 days in a year

slave labor, waste of time

by stan April 12, 2006

No School

A day where you get to party.

YEAH NO SCHOOL!

by DerpyUnicorn October 23, 2016

school

a place where teenagers go to have sex in badly kept public washrooms

hey jessica this is boring lets go fuck in the bathroom

by mike September 15, 2004

school

A place where young people are "taught" by people of lower intelligence than themselves. Also a great source of employment for under skilled individuals.

"Billy! You failed maths and english again! If you keep this up the only job you will be able to get is being a teacher"

by rinmak January 8, 2004

School

A place in one's city that SUCKS

I went to school today and i almost died.

by Amanda Sauer June 20, 2003