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Hog Salad

1. When the night ends with someone hooking up with more than 1 fat chick at the same time

2. Eating out the ass of a fat chick
"He totally ended his night with a hog salad, i saw 2 Hogs leaving his house this morning with sex hair, Scary stuff"

"I had a hog salad last night, chick was at least 250lbs"
by Sendog-SiN June 9, 2013
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pubby salad

refering to the vag when a girl is wanting to have sexual relations.
jewels is making a pubby salad and she needs some of seth's own dressing!
by falala June 12, 2008
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Tunisia Salad

When you know its safe to eat somebodys ass due to the fact that they've had nothing to eat for acouple of days.
Damn girl you're looking hella skinny, how about I pay you $2 for a Tunisia Salad.
by BeardSalad January 20, 2021
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Salad Fist

To grab a handful of salad and then fist someones anus. The recipient may choose a salad dressing as lube. Then after the fisting is over you make a salad out of the left over materials.
I gave Nick a salad fist last night he really enjoyed the tang of the french dressing.
by Xalee March 5, 2015
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Salad Tiger

A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.

Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.
Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?

Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.

Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.

Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.
by Conshy Bag Slapper December 3, 2010
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Blue salad

Blue salad n. is the result of dense and heavy deification turds into a porta potty without first layering the top of the water with toilet paper, in which the bluish water back splashes up and stains of this vile chilled liquid slather your taint and rosebud the color of blue shit water.

So the next person who go to toss your blue salad should mention this to you, bc most of you rocking a blue salad have no idea how their white panties, duh dunt tah-dahs or chonies
There’s no paper in the porta pots so try to avoid your blue salad by jumping up with the release of each skat
by Mudaeng March 1, 2020
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The Devils Salad

The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.

Ingridients:

1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.

2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.

3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.

Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.

There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad

The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.
Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"

Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"

Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"

Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"

Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"

Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"

Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"

30 Minutes Later.

Jhone doe: "whoollyy crrapp theyyss wasss wrighhht I dnnt evwenn knww wherrree I amms I dnnt thhnnk I ccaann even mooovee I luvvv thhhe Deviilllsss ssaaladd!"

Jane doe: " ii knnoww mmannn thhhisss iiisss ttthheee hiiigggghhessst ii eveerrr beeennn thhhannkkssss whhhoooeeevvveeerrr pppuuutttt iiiittt oonnn uuurrrbbaan ddiiicctiiiooonnnaaarrryy1"
by killz-em-all420 March 7, 2012
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