CITY TITTIES

City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.

Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.

After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.

Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.

by MR WOLF January 24, 2008

Titties Is Out Day

A day of unseasonably warm weather following a lengthy stretch of cold weather that causes women to overcompensate by wearing unusually revealing or form-fitting clothing, thus accentuating their breasts and allowing men to see them for the first time in weeks or months.

The first warm day of spring at my college campus was the biggest Titties Is Out Day of the year.

by DCDLM July 20, 2008

Titweed

The large course hairs sometimes found on nipples of the female form. they may not be course however, but for piss taking reasons shud be said that they are. Tit weed also applys to large fat man with man boobs with hair on the nips.

Titweed is also just used as a simple insult hurled in polite convosation.

Mild insulting of a a womens nipple hair.
"dude check out the titweed on that!",
"duuudde! thats so fuked up!"
"mega weed of the tit there my friend!"

Casual insulting of a "Tit" who is "weedy".
"fuk me Adam, ur such a fuking little weedy titweed"

by Scott Branch September 6, 2007

Tittie Thursday

Thursdays are the day where girls have to send they're boyfriend topless pictures!!

Hey babe its tittie thursday send a topless rq~

by Blake The Duckie October 30, 2020

Cocaine titties

The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.

yeah my date was the shit bro. When I sat on him I got the cocaine titties.

by aretegroup September 19, 2016

sweet ass titties!

something really exciting

person 1: I found twenty dollars on the street yesterday
person 2: oh, Sweet ass titties!

by bigrocks March 11, 2010

jot and tittle

Every minor detail. A jot is the horizontal mark on the letter "t", and a tittle is the dot above an "i" or a "j".

When writing cursive, these marks are made after the entire word is penned, sometimes causing one to overlook their placement.

Be sure to go over every jot and tittle.

by Pork King December 23, 2005