Tecker

Someone that masters all the right facets of technology, to be able to move the world.

Beware planetoids, tecker at work.

by Tecker21 May 17, 2018

football ticket

A rectangular-shaped patch of groomed pubic hair above a woman's vagina. Taller than it is wide, this style is often used by women who prefer a well manicured look without going totally bald (e.g., Brazilian). Alas, the clean shape is similar to a football ticket in size.

Hawk slid her panties off and said she had this amazing football ticket!

by Henrys Fork December 10, 2007

Pork Tickler

A scotch egg

I can't have anoter pork tickler - i'll explode!

by vaderag February 18, 2009

Italian Tickler

When an italian man with a very large mustache tickles the underside of a woman's breast.

It was all going great until I started doing the italian tickler.

by soccer_gurl_in_black January 13, 2011

Taiwanese tickler

When you insert a midget into your anal passage for sexual pleasure.

I would a cheeky Taiwanese tickler right now,

by EDL DAVE February 2, 2015

Mother-Tucker Carlson

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.

That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.

by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023

The Trevor Tucker

The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.

"I'm never going camping again suzy"

"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"

by Nate lowry January 3, 2010