An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.
by Tim Boniface March 31, 2005
The chant of the Filler God. It is said that any who hear the Filler God recite those words, shall forever lose their sanity and become eternal slaves to the Filler God.
Jack: "I'M SORRY SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BIC VELOCITY."
Filler God: "You have betrayed me lad, and now you must pay for it."
Jack: "NO, PLEASE SPARE ME."
Filler God: "Kiss and Tight."
Jack: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
Filler God: "You have betrayed me lad, and now you must pay for it."
Jack: "NO, PLEASE SPARE ME."
Filler God: "Kiss and Tight."
Jack: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
by emkay1 December 31, 2021
Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat dance party.
Girl 1: I saw you getting kiss raped on the dance floor last night.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
by Andonis, Giana, Miles and Arielle January 27, 2008
by drKarling July 02, 2004
Susan put lipstick on her vag to make sure Gerald knew that she had given him troll kisses while he was sleeping.
by lovelyXassassin January 09, 2010
by couple.goals April 07, 2018