banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

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[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

skin vacuum

A slang word for blow job

Did you give Johnny a skin vacuum in the parking lot before school?

by Emeralda rain May 4, 2018

Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

Vacuum fart

this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.

Oh shit Bro I just took a shit but I got a vacuum fart

by El Crispee February 21, 2022

Utah Vacuum Cleaner

The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.

Today I'm giving my stepsisters a Utah Vacuum Cleaner.

by JaxDev1207 September 5, 2025

vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 4, 2013