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Vexbolts massive unfollowing is an event that is happening on December 31st where everyone that follows him on tiktok will unfollow him.
Roko: Did you hear about the Vexbolts massive unfollowing?
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Massive-Coatism

Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.

A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?

Mike: It's not that hot.

Josh: Mate, you're sweating.

Mike: I'm fine.

Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.

Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.

Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
by thebloodydamnguy September 9, 2020
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Used to convey the extremity of an object or situation.
Omg, did you see Josie? She has fuck off massive tits.
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Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
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massive

It is like a HUGE world like example: the monster truck is massive.
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