fucking gutted

Fucking gutted: A time when you realise that your waistline has waived a little white flag and you've become a fat bastard.

Flaccid? I haven't seen mine without the aid of a stick and a mirror for decades...

It must be because I'm fucking gutted.

by Flaccidflower June 11, 2016

Gut Gutter

The exit of your human toilet system

I've got a massive one coming out of my gut gutter.

by Gutman123 September 5, 2023

thunder gut

the enormous gut of an obese person that produces thunderous sounds when it smacks against itself.

yo man do you see that obese person?
ya man she has a dirty thunder gut.

by A-bar June 6, 2010

Gut Truffle

1. A solid piece of shit formed in a round shape to resemble a truffle.
2. A name to call someone instead of piece of shit.

Oh man that gut truffle was the size of a baseball!!
Eat a gut truffle, gut truffle!!!!
That guy is such a gut truffle!

by Elchay October 4, 2019

Tubby Guts

1. A nickname for a good friend.
2. Someone who eats excesseivly.
3. A person that has food on there mind all the time.

G'day tubby guts.
Look at that guy what a tubby guts.

by 405 Norwood June 26, 2005

Nut Gut

The unsettling feeling in your stomach after swallowing a load of semen.

Bro, I let my girl stay at her ex's last night and she's been puking all day. I think she has Nut Gut.

by munchdatbeaver_ August 13, 2021

young guts

When you're a 23 year old trying to pipe a 16 or 17 year old Instagram model as shown in the video "when your friend is a savage" by longbeachgriffy

"I'm finna get in some young guts today"

by Cedical July 6, 2019