Primitive sugar dumpling

The act of making your penis fully erect after diner and encrusting your cock in sugar, then taking said cock viciously fucking your significant other in the ass and then taking the shit and sugar crusted erection shoving it into her mouth and then cumming inside her mouth

Me: hey you know my girl
Him: yeah why what happened

Me: after diner I gave that bitch a primitive sugar dumpling

Him: damn you are a sick degenerate fuck
Me: :)

by King anal hair November 24, 2021

cloudy dumpling

A used condom from which a sexual partner sucks the semen out of.

"Hey Jim, guess what I did to Becky last night"
"What Bob?"
"I gave her a cloudy dumpling dumpling, and she handled it like a pro"

by PrestineEdge November 27, 2015

Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

chicken dumpling

to take a poop

Sarah: dude why does the bathroom smell so bad?
Katie: Sorry I had to take a chicken dumpling.

by chickendumplings4life May 12, 2015

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

stuffed dumpling

The act of putting your Testicals inside an anus.

I'm going to try the Stuffed Dumpling tonight. Like for dinner? Nope.

by FusionF5 July 2, 2015

Belgian Dumpling

The act of defecating on a large flat piece of elephant foreskin, then deep frying it into the form of a dumpling.

“Yo Eric, im really craving some Belgian Dumplings right now”

by 4rizon4 November 6, 2025