Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.
Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.
by McElite October 13, 2024
Get the Washington Commandersmug. when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.
“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”
by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024
Get the Commander Peepersmug. A random YouTuber who always sounds depressed and is a totally cringe person IRL. His evil counterpart is Captain Dry who is not yet a YouTuber. If you ever come across a Commander Juicy, you might wanna run.
by Commander Juicy January 19, 2023
Get the Commander Juicymug. by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022
Get the bot commandsmug. The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare
Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded
Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
Warrior:commander you are retarded
Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020
Get the Commandermug. by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024
Get the Knight Commandermug. The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.
by I am a christian man January 24, 2019
Get the Commander Coolmug.