crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

chap

Someone who claims they are apart of "a crew of Nortes that are really about it" and they are of Arabian Descent named Kaream. He can also be called a "Sucka"

"Kaream is a chap he a sucka he ain pullin up on no one 😂"

by danny habib December 16, 2023

Fine Chaps

A group of the best and strongest people, referee to ‘Fine’ for short. Fine are much stronger and more handsome then the ‘Pinkie Boys’ and ‘Stoney Boys’

<Fine

The Fine Chaps are handsome

by Fine Chaps August 16, 2022

chap

Someone who claims they are apart of "a crew of Nortes that are really about it" and they are of Arabian Descent named Kaream. He can also be called a "Sucka"

"Kaream is a chap he a sucka he ain pullin up on no one 😂"

by danny habib December 16, 2023

Chap

chap is like cap don't be a chaper (lier)

Bro stop chaping

by GrasZy October 6, 2020

Chap

If you get called a good chap by father dearest you're winning at life. It's someone who knows where they're going in life and they're a proper brit. But your shoes. AHA. yeh. Take them off.

"Did you like Bob"
"Yeah I thought was a jolly chap"
"he is"

by humanartar January 24, 2022

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021