by Penis yum April 30, 2019
by boomerang man March 01, 2018
Her: he was pissed when you put him on blast
Me: idk why he gettin so booty chapped when he did the same shit to me and I didn’t cry about it
Me: idk why he gettin so booty chapped when he did the same shit to me and I didn’t cry about it
by Afakasi_savaliga November 15, 2017
Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 06, 2021
Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!
by Kingsman84 April 29, 2016
A know-it-all with the ability to be conversational. The ability, by itself, can also be referred to as Chap GPT. Term attempts to be gender-neutral, like 'dude', can't always control perception
Bake: What matters more, the process or the results?
Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?
Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?
Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
by acanwhatnow December 14, 2024
"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com June 04, 2013