slap on the face

insult, considered to be insulting.

Aw, that's a slap on the face.

by Nabeel, January 17, 2008

Damsel Slap

Whipping a flaccid penis across the face of a sleeping (or unsuspecting) woman.

I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

Slap and Nap

This move is very similar to the Slop and Drop, but must be done with a partner. To perform the Slap and Nap, a man has sexual intercourse with a woman. Upon orgasm, the man collapses on top of the woman and falls asleep, thus enhancing both the sexual act and the ensuing nap.

John: "Baby I'm tired, mind if I pull a Slap and Nap on you?"

by toogood June 26, 2007

slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

pimp slap

The act of backhanding the cheek, delivering the blow from across the body. This technique is delivered with little or no leg movement as not to disturb the garmet hanging from your shoulders. The act is usually performed with heels place together, toes pointed outward, knees locked and non pimpslapping hand cupped by your side. The result of a properly executed pimp slap is a very hurt look on the face of the slap-ee coupled with a quick reaction to hold the freshly slapped spot.

Bytch betta have my money...

by Rockness March 24, 2005

Slap-a-hoe

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed less than satisfactory actions.

Jeff: Hey woman dont change the channel! I was watching that!
Penny: What are you going to do?
Jeff: I think its time for you to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he slaps her: The Slap-a-hoe!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

muffin slap

This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"

Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!

by Hannah H. April 29, 2006