lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.

(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.

by Gamersauce May 4, 2020

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Beep-Sheep

An age old game invented whilst driving in convoy in Wales by Ashley Adams, Kris Farrell and Mark Tompson of Royal Leamington Spa.

The aim of the game is to scare as many sheep as possible by using the horn of your vehicle. Beeps longer than 5 seconds are not a loud.

That game of beep-sheep was intense, the cows even started running.

by Wherestay April 13, 2017

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oh sheep

the greatest mini-movie in the world. Normally has to do with dying sheep

Bob: "Have u seen Oh Sheep."

Joe: "yes, it's amazing"

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oj sheep

When you jerk off a sheep while drinking orange juice.

person 1: Wanna go oj sheep?
person 2: Heck yeah

by sexbot83638 December 11, 2017

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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

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