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Ralph

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.
Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021
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Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025
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Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.
by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025
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Ralph

The Legends says that mens of many ways can get many girls at once but later he's not such a good guy but there's time he's good but then his time was up and retire of being a man who wants girls sometimes loyal, and acts tough and lets all his guard down and get beaten up by female's
Damn is that the man who's gonna Wreck-It? Wreck-It-Ralph
by By: The Shadowex Crew November 22, 2021
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Ralph's dick

Ralph's dick is white and looks like a clear bottle of milk and it can shoot around 20 meter up
Ralph's dick might be the best small dick ever
by Puberazor November 21, 2021
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ralph parr

world record holder for biggest bunda and mad bwack
oh damn ralph parr is back at it

i love me some ralph parr
by baddestbwack December 2, 2021
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Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too
Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
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