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Pulling A Ralph

When one jizzes on one's own face after masturbation.
Guy 1, after pulling a ralph: "I just pulled a ralph bro"
Guy 2, who doesn't know wtf that means: "Huh??"
by Perchillywiggle July 7, 2025
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Ralph

This is a tall bowlegged old fart. He likes to trash talk Christian women by saying that they yell at him in his car, when really he's just a piece of delusional crap who's good at lying. He likes to say that he's overcome so many things but never gives specifics as to what his alleged victories are. Ralph's come from a long line of disease ridden cheaters.
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Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
by Nick er November 23, 2021
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Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025
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Max Ralph

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Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025
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ralph parr

world record holder for biggest bunda and mad bwack
oh damn ralph parr is back at it

i love me some ralph parr
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