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Plum

A firefighter or EMT who, through pure negligence fails to have the skills to do even the most simple aspects of the job.
That plum couldn’t even throw a ladder by himself!
by Visual_Dream May 6, 2019
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Plum it

Another word for plummet. Deaf knee fucked up the word plummet
House of Salem ended even though it plum it through the ground.
by Deaf knee March 10, 2019
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Plum silly

The term a person uses to discribe an incredibly stupid person.
Tom thought stitch from lilo and stitch, was a Pokémon character; therefore tommy is plum silly.
by Cugino March 13, 2019
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Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.
Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.
by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019
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Plum

One who’s lips become a dark purple color when imbibing red wine. This is most easily seen on the inner rim of both the top and bottom lips, when the mouth is slightly parted.

Also note: manplum (noun, m.)
Hey Kev, I got you some IPA selections at Weggies for the game, is that cool or are you going to be a total manplum tonight?
by Contriveme March 16, 2019
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man plum

The lower half and or posterior of a man.
Look at Terry! He’s got that man plum going on.
by PlumEater69 May 29, 2019
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Mr. Plum

When a girl is simultaneously taking a shit and sucking a dick
I walked in on my girl taking a dump and received a Mr. Plum
by Mrs. Plum May 29, 2019
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