mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 07, 2022

mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME March 06, 2018

Mayonnaise fingers

to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.

erghhhhhhh look at that shes definatly got mayonnaise fingers!

by rainbowsary February 11, 2010

Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.

Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.

by Robberrdyyckk March 07, 2024

Olive Oil Mayonnaise

White, basic, and nobody likes it

Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.

by Sirswagsoften4:2069 February 27, 2019

Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 12, 2024

mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.

My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!

by Sunnaise December 12, 2016