Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.

Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.

by matt311311 May 6, 2009

matt nicholls

Matt Nicholls- Drummer of metal core band Bring Me the Horizon, lives in Sheffield. Great at drumming,incredibly attractive. Best friends with all his mates. He is a really fun person to be around from what it seems like in pictures. He's my second favorite.

Girl: Oh my god, who's that?
Me: Thats Matt Nicholls, the drummer of bring me the horizon.
Girl: Hes so hot and great at drumming.

Me: I know.

by thebandwhore November 6, 2013

Matt

Piece of shit

Matthew is a piece of shit

by pieceofsh1t November 22, 2021

matt stone

some hot guy that created south park

in the south park credits it says created by trey parker and matt stone

by weezerfan69 February 14, 2023

Matt Dallas

Only the most attractive man to ever live inside your television. Also known as Kyle XY.

Actor 1: Hey man i'm trying to get this part in a film. The script says the dude has to appear good natured and extremely hot.

Actor 2: If you Matt Dallas it, you'll get the part for sure!

by Lights In the Sky :) July 11, 2011

matt rossi

A hood rat from rockland ontario, He often goes to his uncles house, most commonly known as 2 chainz. He is in the DOPE boys. Orinated rap City.

I just ripped a matt rossi, I am going down to matt rossi, I love taking a matt rossi.

by 2 chains uncle December 19, 2013

Matt Exclusives

A Matt Exclusives is someone who is a hypocrite

Matt Exclusives refunded £13

by Yourmom696969445 October 28, 2020