Jungle Bum

One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.

"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"

by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015

jungle buzzard

a hobo or
tramp
who preys on their own.
Slang used in the 1930's by hobo's.

I was taking care of my own and this jungle buzzard had the nerve to try and con me

by Savannaaa March 15, 2016

jungle sauce

combining every dipping sauce at McDicks

The secret menu holds an all mighty being, a God among mortals; the jungle sauce.

by mcdicksslut February 24, 2020

lion in the jungle

Top dog, king, dominate, beast and all powerful to other animals. Biggest animal in the jungle, amongst life on the planet.

Larry told Johnny that he was the top dog, a true lion in the jungle.

by Maximus Farquaad June 26, 2020

Vajingly jungle

An extremely overgrown vaginal bush

Jenny had a vajingly jungle so big that dave needed a hedge trimmer to work his way in

by Jimmy gaj August 26, 2020

Jungle pee

When you pee whenever nature calls.

I got drunk af and how to jungle pee on a rock.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh October 8, 2017