jungle gym

a very disfigured / wrinkley ass hole. mostly found with adnormally large vaines, inside the ass hole is unknown. but we have reason to suspect that there are certain species like maggots and tuna. This disgusting ass hole is what is know as JUNGLE GYM.

You should stay away from her, i heard she has a JUNGLE GYM.

dude, your mom just showed me her JUNGLE GYM.

by Big CAT HOE January 18, 2010

gym loser

Someone who go's to the gym to get a social life.

Jim is a gym loser he tries to be the bigman in the gym but hides the fact he lives with his mom and takes part in online dating.

by TimeToFap September 14, 2017

Gym crab

A person who power squats with their chest down and does a lot of sumo deadlifts. Despite all their leg work, they are always showing off their upper body. The term comes from the fact that despite having numerous legs, crabs only show off their claws for mating. They can also be referred to as squat lobsters.

Omg that dude is such a gym crab, all those squats and he only shows off his arms!

by Judge dredd 12 July 3, 2015

gym hoe

1) a person who uses you and your gym membership but gives you nothing in exchange

2)an individual who can't get out of the gym

Homie1 :"Damn Jessica is such a gym hoe, she only talks to me when she wants to go to the gym"

Homie2:"Did you smash though?"

Homie1:"Nah fam"

Hector: "fuck man I think I'm becoming a gym hoe. I go twice a day."

by GroovyE April 6, 2016

Gym Faggit

Means your super hot and funny and you should do legs with Simon on Sunday the 14th of April 2019

Fck you gym faggit

by Penis884556789 April 13, 2019

Gym Snatch

The stench, moisture and texture of a vagina after a vigorous workout at the gym

"Dude, how did it go with the bird from the gym?"
"Man she just got off the treadmill and you can't work a bird with a case of gym snatch"

by dimmyrock December 8, 2012

Gym badge

to date / fuck someone of a race

i have a white, black, asian, and mixed gym badges

by dlmt February 11, 2019