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Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.
Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.
by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015
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Granny gram

It is when someone hits a 3 run homer in baseball or softball
Button just hit a granny gram
by Mrflyboy May 20, 2022
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Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.
Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.
by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018
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Granny and grumpy

They are amazing grandparents and love their little hanyaks and nincompoops
by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 11, 2021
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granny square

A grandmother's private square.
'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'
by Babs x2 October 26, 2013
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granny hanny

omg where is granny hanny
by not katelynn May 19, 2017
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Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
by blondelover69 July 5, 2022
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