street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.

I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.

by Mollusks March 25, 2013

Knight Commander

a trashy team lead by lores (currently) which fell off so badly omgomg
abbreviated as kc on bordr

THIS KNIGHT COMMANDER IS JIZZING EVERYWHERE

by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024

The Great Commandment

Some people suppress you
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything

The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment

by Death Menace June 03, 2023

bamp commander

Person Who is of the highest authority

Julian N.: Felipe why are you such a mack...
Felipe: Call me Bamp Commander...
Julian: I am your bitch, Bamp Commander
Felipe: Aiightttttt Das rite.

by Lupe E January 19, 2011

cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 02, 2017

Submarine Commander

The act of one male having intercourse of the doggy style position and the female eating out another female.

Gary was a superb Submarine Commander plowing Rhonda from the back and ordering her to eat out Melanie.

by JunkieJohn August 03, 2020

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 25, 2022