a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.
"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"
by Drac November 17, 2005
Not the national Anthem of England, but the entire united kingdom and dependancies like the falklands, Gibraltar etc.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
by Watermelongrease69 November 20, 2014
Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
by Charles Eggleston December 29, 2006
When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.
May occur if:
a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
May occur if:
a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
by chibangbang December 31, 2010
When somebody is saved by someone and immediately ''falls in love'' with them. whether they end up having any chemistry or not and often end up ignoring any legitimate affection from other people in favor of whoever they are chasing. They may or may not get over it. Let's face it, they probably won
''Sara is really fawning over Jon.''
''Well he did save her from being hit by that car a while back. I think she just has a case of save me syndrome.''
''Well he did save her from being hit by that car a while back. I think she just has a case of save me syndrome.''
by starcasme August 04, 2018
When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.
by wangjiahua June 12, 2011