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Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.
Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!
by OldassJason August 10, 2009
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Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS
by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010
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Better Than Ohio

Bobby: “what do you think of Ohio?”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”
by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021
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Better than everyone

by Booimalwaysright August 2, 2023
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crazier than trump

This is "Crazier than Trump!"
Some people say, this could be HUGE!
Some people. Not me.
Thar was Crazier than Trump!
by Crazier than Trump February 25, 2017
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Darker Than Larch

Really fucking dark. ...and scarey.
Holy fuck what the fucking fuck was that. Its Darker than Larch in here and I've kecked my drawers.
by Fat demented dog July 22, 2003
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nuttier than thou

Someone who is even more crazy than you are.
Her nuttier than thou attitude has me soo annoyed.
by fabulousfredfarley January 13, 2010
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