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Thai Handjob

A footjob. They use this term in French.
It was a boring date until she gave me a Thai handjob under the table.
by ApricotFields August 19, 2023
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Thai

Thai is a cesspool with a TON of STD's.
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.

He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸

Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .

THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.

He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.

I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
HANAHA: KATRINA, did you and THAI practice safe SEX while you two dated ?
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a

Thai Coma then I woke up to a

Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have

thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
by THAI 💩 February 19, 2025
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Thai Udomsub

Thai Udomsub is here
by Meme201 September 6, 2025
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Don’t Thai to me

The popular online term “Don’t Thai to me” have an exact definition but it boils down to “don’t lie to me” ,“don’t steal from me” or “don’t cheat on me” . This term can often be found during a heated conversation between an outsider and a Thai person where the outsider typically responds to the Thai person’s accusation by saying “don’t thai to me”. It's believed to have originated in Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong in around 2013.
P1: “Hey, Angkor Wat is actually from Thailand

P2: “don’t thai to me”
by siam555 July 28, 2025
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thai high

The head buzz/high you get after eating spicy Thai food.
Man I ordered my Pad Prik extra hot today and I’m rocking a mad Thai High right now!
by The_tall_kid_69 February 7, 2019
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Thai

Thai is a person who is clinically retarded and needs to be diagnosed professionally because he has severe mental health issues on top substance issues. He's needs constant validation from others even if he's wrong because he wants to look and feel adequate at all times. This a TYPICALLY MAGILANT NARSASSCIST TRAIT!!
If you don't agree or give him the validation that he's looking for then he will throw a tantrum like a kid and go bizzerk and eventually go off on a tangent and eventually roffie his own wife's birth control pills 💊 so she would get prego before she left him so this way there is a bond through their kids or else she essentially would have won that situation because she was leaving him for good but now she has kids that weren't planned. Even when he's trying to help you it's not coming from a good place because he has a evil motive brewing behind the scenes because he suffers from LITTLE MAN SYNDROME or because he's short and he has much more to prove so he always wants the upper hand.

A few names he was give through his childhood and even now he's known as that.

1. RIFF RAFF
2. MICKEY MOUSE

3. COCK SUCKER

4. FOLLOWER
5. ATM, ASS TO MOUTH
6. MAGILANT NARSASSCIST

7. FAGGOT
ALVIN THAI LIM is complete JOKE!!
Go back to your Country or back to BARRIE!
by THAI 💩 February 19, 2025
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ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
Ryan: " Yo Sam, what's wrong with you "
SAM : " I'm.howling like a Thai Poon"
by THAI 💩 February 12, 2025
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