Textacy

The euphoria you experience from an abundance of excellent texts that turn you on.

Omg im on textacy from the last two texts my girlfriend sent me.

by sunshineCOW October 20, 2008

text dump

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.

Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009

needy text

when someone sends you another text message because you haven't replied to the last one they sent you (if you were ignoring them or it wasn't worth replying too).

evan, via text: so i walked my dog today.
{no response}
evan, via text: you have a dog, right?
brittany, via text: NEEDY TEXT!

by bpwa February 16, 2009

text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

text timing

the art of skilfully timing your texts when talking to someone you like to make them seem like you're not obsessed but you still like them

boy: hey
(15 minutes later)
girl: hey, what's up
(no pause)
boy: nothing much, you?

girl to friend: yo, just used awesome text timing on johnny and now we're text buddies.

by 19sixtyninee September 5, 2009

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

by noisecat June 6, 2005

drunk text

A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 4, 2006