The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular game “Team Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church

I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect

by Uncle Cheech January 2, 2022

Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

Texting

Something practically ALL teens do that they're addicted to, and so they lack interpersonal communication.

Addicted Teen: "OMGEE! I love texting! What's your number? I'll text you."

by xKRIZZLYx July 13, 2010

Multi Texting

v. To Multi-Text is to have a conversation with multiple people at the same time via SMS. Often induces severe cases of annoyance.

Josh: So who you texting?
Karen: Just Chloe and Craig.

- A few minutes pass -

Karen: Damnit! Will they stop texting me when I'm writing a message?!
Mike: Well maybe you should stop multi texting then.

by donnyboy01 October 22, 2007

testis

1. The plural of "tests" or exams.

2. Any multiple of a timed evaluation.

"How did you do on all the testis"

by integrallarry May 14, 2010

porn texting

When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.

Matt so was porn texting me the other night!

So I think I am going to porn text her later.

by Jill and Bethany January 14, 2008

Texting Orgy

The act of gathering every person you can think of and texting everyone simultaneously.

"Hey Shelly, get everyone you know and let's have a texting orgy!"

"Alright!"

by rowemister December 22, 2008