Chicken Tenders

A virgin's favorite food.

Mommy get me more chicken tenders REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Franklin, Tennessee

Cited as the most conservative town in the US by 20/20 (credible for sure), Franklin is about 30 minutes south of Nashville, TN, located in the state's richest county (Williamson) and home to a bunch of (white) country, christian, folk and other musicians (along with a bunch of other professionals or preachers). Picturesque Main Street with local pastry shops (Merridee's is a staple!) and boutiques (which can be hella pricey...country stars shop there...) almost make you forget the city's fame: The Battle of Franklin. Yes, there are historic sites touting the town's dedication to Confederates, just like there are locals who wish we wouldn't. Overall, if you go there, you'll wish you had the $400,000 to buy a modest house with a picket fence, raise a family, and send your kids to one of the best public school districts ever. And you would raise them to love God and hate Brentwood (and maybe liberals...maybe).

Guy 1: Where you from?
Guy 2: Outside Nashville.

Guy 1: Really? I was raised in Brentwood.

Guy 2: I'm from Franklin, Tennessee.

(Conversation/Friendship OVER).

by TenISee September 28, 2013

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tanner

An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer.

You could never bicycle through the Great Smokey Mountains, man, only a tanner could do that.

by Cecile Johnson July 12, 2006

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Danny Tanner

A full house hand in poker. Comes from the show "Full House", where Danny Tanner is the father, played by Bob Saget.

When I won the pot, I showed my Danny Tanner, and he was glad he folded.

by Hypermagic March 31, 2009

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tennessee squat

The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul to actually sit on (or even to use a toilet paper barrier).

Joe's so worried about germs that whenever he takes a dump in the airport, he does the ole Tennessee Squat.

by johnfro May 30, 2006

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