Harford Tech

Harford Tech is a technical high school in harford county. So many people think that we are all losers because we go to a tech school but i guaruntee that pretty much anyone who comes out of this high school has so much more knowledge than any of the idiots that come from the other schools around the county. At least when we graduate, we can get a job at somewhere really good rather than making minimum wage saying "do you want fries with that?" Yes most of our sports teams suck but who cares we have more important things to accomplish than becoming a school full of dumb jocks. We do have an awsome wrestling team which actually won states last year which was fantastic. As with any school, we have all of the different "social" groups but many of us mingle and we rarly have a fight. When a fight does break out the entire school finds out within an hour and at least 10 people have the fight on video on their cell phone. At any given moment, you can find at least 15 seniors randomly roaming the halls and nobody even says anything. You can seriously walk right out the front door in the middle of the day past one of the administrators and they will say goodbye to you! As with any high school, its a school it pretty much sucks all the time until you get to about april of your senior year when you realize that you freaking love this school and your glad you stuck with it and didnt go back to your home school.

WOOHOO Harford Tech Class of 2007!

by cnd '07 January 30, 2007

Texas Tech

A public university belonging to the Big XII Conference, and located in Lubbock, Texas on the southern plains. Enrollment is approximately 24,000 and continually growing. Texas Tech's main rival is Texas A&M. One of the top three public schools in Texas. Commonly referred to as "Tech". The school mascot is "Red Raiders" and colors are scarlet and black.

"Texas Tech is a great school with continually improving academics, and a less uptight atmosphere and liberalism than UT or A&M.

by icey16 March 3, 2009

brooklyn Tech

Founded by Dr. Albert L. Colston, Brooklyn Technical High School is one of the three elite highschools of New York. The faculty of Brooklyn Tech has its odd balls but overall it has some of the finest teachers anywhere. Brooklyn Tech offers a vast variety of intellectually stimulating courses along with an overwhelming variety of clubs, sports and the like. The student population of Brooklyn Tech is more or less evenly spread, racially, and contains the highest concentration of the greatest young minds of New York. As a testement to this fact is its outstanding alumni, which includes the founder, owner and current CEO of Barnes and Nobel bookstore among many others. It is even said that if you go anywhere in the world wearing a Brooklyn Technical Highschool t-shirt someone will come up to talk to you (often it's to either offer a job or talk about the good ol' days). The building itself is an amazing work of art. Outside one will find carvings of owls overlooking the main entrance way, heads finely crafted lining the wall of the school, acting as guardians of a sort. Along with this the center section of the school's first floor contains an amazing mural dedicated to the achievements of mankind through labor and science. The building was crafted in the 1930s at the time of the great depression and was designed to be self sufficient in all ways. Although it may seem somewhat outdated the building of is a physical representation of the greatness that is Brooklyn Technical Highschool.

--You go to Tech?
--YEP!
--ME TOO! Class of '67! You want a $3,000,000,000 a year job?
--Nah, the guy from class of '54 asked me first

by Chemical Hazard January 7, 2005

Tech Retarded

When someone seems to have a serious lack of understanding with anything that either plugs into a power socket or runs on batteries. Mainly Computers and Cell Phones

Ex: 1

Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?

Ex: 2

Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!

by Lead Fist July 5, 2010

tech

1. An adjective used to denote something especially effective at a given time. Slang originating from collectible card games: a card deemed particularly useful in a certain situation is deemed "tech," and it spread to other things.

2. A synonym for cool, due to sloppy usage of definition 1.

Both definitions are usually only used by card geeks.

Oh, man. Telling your mother that you were at a blood drive instead of out drinking was tech—now she thinks you're disoriented due to blood loss!

by Starfury April 11, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Tech death

Tech death is a term used to describe bands in the subgenre death metal. As death metal bands began further exploring the genre, they experimented with a variety of song structures, tempos, and playing techniques from other genres to create music that changed the style. As a result of such experimentation, such as the works of Cynic and Cryptopsy, the subform of tech death established itself as a complex and varied musical style.

A few notable tech death bands include:
Beneath the massacre
Cephalic carnage
Decapitated
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Suffocation

by Jake McCall November 3, 2007