turnpike tampon

A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.

He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!

by wilsomb January 28, 2012

Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017

Tampon shot

When you soak a tampon in alcohol and then stick it in your vagina.

Let's do tampon shots and get craaaaazy!!

by Alotta vachina January 8, 2016

Human Tampon

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

by Dedda October 20, 2008

chocolate tampon

A phallic reference that a black guy uses when he
is tryin to fuck and the girl says she is on her period

You're on the rag? It's all good girl, I got this chocolate tampon that will make it all better. It tastes good too...

by Brotha B December 11, 2008

tampon face

1. One with really bad acne, or just a a damn ugly person in general: parallels butter face, but this is more for guys.

Ted Kennedy is a tampon face.

by Robby J July 2, 2003

tampon rock

Music made by the canadian twins Tegan and Sara.

Tegan and Sara are tampon rock

by Tasha Talbot August 31, 2007