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Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter
FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!
by 1ezlife August 23, 2011
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chance tweet

"bro, you're such a chance tweet"
by jankanalmans dnakko July 14, 2017
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Tweet-iot

A person who consistently tweets or re-tweets inaccurate information. A person who only uses tweets to communicate and who cannot write in a full sentence. A person who uses Twitter to bully other people.
Trump is a tweet-iot; he constantly tweets inaccurate information to bully people who cross him.
by ?WhyNot? May 31, 2019
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Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 14, 2018
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tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.
Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!
by Genuine100 May 31, 2016
mugGet the tweet-timermug.

crafting a tweet

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.
by mortwister March 16, 2018
mugGet the crafting a tweetmug.

Etc. Tweets

When you yell something you would not say on twitter but want to say anyway in a large group of friends.
Generally it is vulgar stupid or funny.
Dave:I just took a shit!
Mike: i am sick of your stupid Etc. Tweets just shutup!
by definitleymaybe November 10, 2011
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