sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep
Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei
by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018
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Sheep Dit

Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".
When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012
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cave-sheep

1) a sheep that lives as if it is still amongst cave-men.
2) a sheep that seems to be at a much lower level of evolution.
3) a sheep that sometimes dwells in caves, but this can be seen not as regularly with the decrease of caves.
'Oh Micheal, stop acting like a cave-sheep ! Just Google it! '
by elks_and_sheep September 15, 2018
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Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.
"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."
by JJamie February 23, 2014
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dirt sheep

One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.
He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.
by kittenlover69 April 19, 2011
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counting sheep

When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.
“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”
by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 05, 2021
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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 05, 2020
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