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science project

A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.
A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project
by birhon August 12, 2023
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Pleasure Science

Pleasure science studies the pleasures individuals feel and searches for ways they can feel more pleasure, longer, and more often.
The fundamental purpose of life is to feel pleasure. Some pleasures are more intense, some last longer, some are easier to feel. Pleasure Science searches for ways for humans to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
by but for May 2, 2018
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anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.
Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!
by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013
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science buff

similar to a history buff, but with science.

a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.
guy: did you know george is in science club?

gal: yeah, didn’t you know he was a science buff?
by globaldumbassery May 22, 2022
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Freehand Science

• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.
Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
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Deistic Sciences

Deistic Sciences are the areas of science dedicated for search for extraphysical (spiritual) life and existence, mainly including technodeism, deistic technologies and scientific deism as a whole.
"Deistic sciences might be really necessary in the future in case we start searching for spiritual life and existence as we search for aliens."

"Deistic sciences are completely dependent of deistic technologies and of technodeism for become possible to be studied."
by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021
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Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)
by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023
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