Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012

polish chrome

Any act performed on a male penis.

I don't care if male athletes like to polish chrome on the side why does sexuality matter in sports?

by slaayy May 24, 2013

Polish water

Watered down Vodka.

It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.

When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.

by El peludo Gringo May 7, 2014

polish watch

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.

Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?

Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...

by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

polish bycycle

when you are fucking a girl in the "wheelbarrel" position and you start kicking her tits

last night i gave a polish bycycle to a whore, and she made me pay double.

by foreskinfury July 9, 2012

Polish Princessa

A girl that believes she is high and mighty that takes it anyhwere you put it.

This Polish Princessa took it straight to the ass after dipping my nuts in Jogabella.

by Polish Pussy Pounder October 17, 2009

Polish Beartrap

When a female with braces is giving you head and she scrapes you dick with her braces.

That slut gave me a Polish Beartrap so I bitch slapped her.

by snowman29 June 21, 2006