(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.
Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.
Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!
by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012
Usually rich or upper middle class white women. Married to husbands that have no role in raising their children and leave that to them. They tend to drive mini vans or large SUVS. They have no other role then to drive kids to private school, soccer practice, violen lessons, drama class, yoga for kids, summer camp and the mall. They can be easily spoted with the "my kid is honor student" bumper sticker and four kids jumping around. Mother is always on the cell phone and in the process cuts people off.
They are loud and annoying at games because they think they know more than the coach.
They are loud and annoying at games because they think they know more than the coach.
Soccer Mom - Why isn't my little Kevin playing?
Coach - Because your kid sucks at soccer
Soccer Mom - Kevin is going to be the next David Beckham, you just watch.
Coach - Whatever bitch, step off of the field.
Coach - Because your kid sucks at soccer
Soccer Mom - Kevin is going to be the next David Beckham, you just watch.
Coach - Whatever bitch, step off of the field.
by glum68 August 12, 2008
“You heard about Todd right?”
“No.”
“Some lady out here saying her grown man son is his. That fool got a manny moms now.”
“He think he Robert Redford from the Natural.”
“No.”
“Some lady out here saying her grown man son is his. That fool got a manny moms now.”
“He think he Robert Redford from the Natural.”
by Sigchiry01 April 10, 2019
Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.
“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”
Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”
“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom
Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!
The Mom Exit.
“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”
Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”
“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom
Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!
The Mom Exit.
by victoriapriceless February 10, 2020
To stand there no matter how fast or slow the beat of the song is swaying from side to side while snapping your fingers.
As I peered over to the dance floor I acknowledged the woman performing the mom dance to both techno and to a love song.
by Dand902 September 24, 2010
A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
by emilymichelleswift13 August 19, 2015
A woman who has adopted or given birth to you. Who says rude things about you all the time until your 18 or you end up killing yourself. She makes you feel awful, hates everything you do & hates you
by Anonymous 112366 December 16, 2017