A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
Get the Facebook mug.by Mr Special September 1, 2018
Get the Facebook mug."Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018
Get the Facebook mug.Facebook:
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019
Get the Facebook mug.Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
Get the Facebook mug.Instagram, but for old people.
by BoredomClass101 August 18, 2018
Get the Facebook mug.A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:
Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.
Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.
Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.
Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.
Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.
Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.
Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
by us3r 14 July 11, 2022
Get the Facebook mug.