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period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.
Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
by TFbill October 25, 2019
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CHAMPIONS

Home of Hero's and Champions , slayers of those that dont use soap. . No brushes in this cupboard unlike those that use a big brush to sweep abuse under the carpet
Ibrox is the Home of Champions the deliverers of 55 league titles.
by Walterstheboss May 4, 2022
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Champions League Willy

It was that good, she said it was 'Champions League Willy'.
by The master (of bait) July 23, 2025
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Joint Champions

Those who are not quite good enough to be outright champions.

Unable to claim champion status.
We were so close to winning our spelling competition, but I guess we’ll have to settle for joint champions.
by Haole September 6, 2022
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Champion Gold

To roll up the well-known and popular weekend football coupon and bash a bird over the head with it during intercourse.
Here, mate... I gave that cow there a Champion Gold right on the back of the nogging last night in the back office. She loved it.
by LoyalWilliam91 March 25, 2024
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Not Your Champion

Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....
by Paul December 30, 2004
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