asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016

rough as toast

To feel ill or extremely hungover it can even be used to define a rough looking person. It can be used for virtually anything to do with being rough

Omg ash I feel rough as toast after last night sesh !!!

by melbplacebo February 16, 2014

the toast game

its a game where guys sit around a piece of toast and cum on it. the last person to cum on the toast has to eat it.

"i am god at the toast game. i beat johnny so bad, i think he's phlacid."

by ReallyCoolGuy June 18, 2005

i'm toast

in trouble and hot n sweaty

ex.1 joe man i'm toast

ex.2 joe looks like toast

by ryan c c June 16, 2009

TOaster

A regular on the GameFAQs board Toaster Oven(board 909090909). It wasmade by just capitalizing the O in 'Toaster' to put the board's initials in there as a symbol. The board's AIM chat is named, accordingly, 'TOasters.'

Don't mess with him, he's a TOaster.

by Are You Listening June 20, 2004

toasticles

Bits of toast crumb embedded in butter or margarine after it is returned to the refrigerator, left behind by careless use of a warm knife that has already made a pass along the surface of a piece of toast. (Entered US English as a Sniglet, c. 1984.)

George, an afficionado of fine butters, found the abundance of toasticles in the tub rather revolting.

by Toastey September 22, 2006