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I'll tell you what and such

Saying originating from Belmont County, OH. Used to begin a story or after something that promotes bragging rights in a rural or backwoods boondocks area. A similar saying is That's what's up.
Ex. I put a 3" lift kit and some 31's on my Chevy Tracker the other day, I'll tell you what and such.

Ex. I caught a catfish the other night. It was a big'un, I'll tell you what and such.
by ovredneck69 June 22, 2014
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Miss Tell

When a person IM's or messages the wrong person.
mostly if the person sending the message sends something personal
Guy1 to Guy2 : yeah so what did you two do last night???
Guy2 to Girlfriend (miss-tell) : well me and her went ass to mouth and then i just strait fucked her vag
Girlfriend to Guy2 : WTF YOU ASSHOLE!!!! WHO WERE U TELLING?!?!?!?
Guy1 to Guy2 : sooooo???
Guy2 to Guy1 : .......................


^^^^^ Epic Miss Tell
by Squishy Saturn February 16, 2009
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no tell motel

Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.
I hired a hooker and we went to the no tell motel. She took me around the world.
by Darth VeX June 7, 2013
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Don't tell me

DONT TELL ME THERES NO DEFINITION FOR "DON'T TELL ME"
When you tell anush the ice cap machine at Tim's is broken;
Anush replies with his hand gesture, "Don't Tell me"
by Zombieman#22 December 11, 2017
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Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
by ursamel July 24, 2007
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penn and teller

n. a sexual act. the setup is the most important part - the female is looking toward a window. the male is penetrating the female from behind, while his buddy waits quietly in the closet. at an opportune time, the two switch seemlessly. the first male quietly walks out of the room and pops up in front of the window the unassuming female is facing. MAGIC!
after i gave her a good donkey punch, me and gary moved in for the penn and teller... worked like a charm, till she cut his dick off.
by Donald Jones December 7, 2006
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