Slaving the Milosevic

Masturbation. See choking the chicken.

"Where's Dave?"
"He's in his room slaving the Milosevic."

by Foetus February 13, 2004

saving kittens

Saving kittens, also known as sex. A code phrase to refer to sex when in public, or around parents.

Did you end up saving kittens this weekend?

No, I didn't get any sex at all!

by fadeproofmonkey January 15, 2009

anal shavings

When you take a knife and scrape your anal cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.

I am so into anal shavings

by PaintedPlatinum December 9, 2015

Swain

(1)
A non gender specific term used to describe Someone who is unsure of their facts and is often confused by the simplest of tasks.

(2)
To swain is to falcify a story to try and make an event in your life seem more interesting.

"Antony's just come up to me and he says he got with three birds last night, he's a right swain."

by Rob's A Ginger Cunt March 8, 2009

Swaning

To put your balls inside her during an orgasm.

Dude it was so cool when I was swaning with her last night. My balls were so wet.

by Burg1985 January 15, 2009

Swain Brain

When one pulls their nutsuck over the flacid shaft of their penis and says "THE BRAIN".

M.I. walks into the bathroom
B-Sweez follows him in with an awkward look in his eyes.
M.I. proceeds to urinate
B-Sweez unleashes the "Swain Brain"
M.I. turns around
B-Sweez yells "THE BRAIN!!"

by 207s finest April 27, 2010

shavinta

A gift or something you recieve that you "shavinta" a droor or closet.

This is definately a "shavinta" present!

by Bev Lane June 11, 2006