A burrito sunrise is the aftereffect of explosive diarrhea from having eaten, the night before, a burrito or any other Mexican, Tex-Mex, or Americanized Mexican style meal. A burrito sunrise, in it's most fundamental from, is the unexpected awakening to explosive diarrhea after a late-night escapade at Taco Bell.
by CuriousChap January 24, 2024
Cindy - "Mark woke me up with a Lemon Sunrise this morning, soooo cute."
Sally - "OMG so romantic, no wonder you smell like piss though."
Sally - "OMG so romantic, no wonder you smell like piss though."
by Johnny Hotdogs April 09, 2015
When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”
I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.
by Distracted Cosmonaut June 10, 2024
by Doc_Boc May 17, 2018
The act of jizzing on someone’s window in such a way that they will see it when they wake up in the morning
by Plarphon September 15, 2021
by personofwar November 19, 2020
that feeling when you see the sunrise and you are tired from the past day and night and you think to yourself that now everything is fine and you need to go sleep.
"Santa: "what a fucking night, I can see the sun rising already
"Rodolf: "yeah, now time to sleep big bear
"Santa: "yeah' 'Sunrise Chillin
"Rodolf: "yeah, now time to sleep big bear
"Santa: "yeah' 'Sunrise Chillin
by Fextur June 02, 2018