Stump Muncher

Someone who likes to suck dick and does it often.

Damn bitch you becomin’ a damn stump muncher the way you be runnin’ to lick his lollipop.

by RiRi the Roach September 24, 2025

Stump Cock

A penis that is all girth and no length. Short and thick

Should of seen his stump cock, man it was nasty

by Nothingbutknob June 1, 2016

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Chunk Stumps

Lumps that forms on a girl's ass/legs due to the absence of exercise and a proper diet.

Damn that girl was thick, but those chunk stumps turned me off.

by Faggotwagon May 12, 2019

stump dirt

The cust that accumulates at the base of your shaft in between Your scrotum and leg.

I made her lick my stump dirt

by Fullmoon247365 November 8, 2020

stump humping

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes

Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping

by PenguinFlyer November 30, 2015