cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

Storm Rider

The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.

Here comes the Storm rider we may have hope.... pray we listen...

by Lyrique November 18, 2017

clayton storm

The most wonderful person in the world. He is so sweet and so caring and loving. He always manages to take care of other people for himself. He will never tell you no and never push you away.

“I know Clayton storm he is such a good guy.”

by Natalie McFanin March 26, 2023

Storm Schmorm

A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."

by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019

storm chaser

A storm chaser is someone who drinks so much they throw up a storm, then chase it down with another drink right after.

"Hey, did you see Gavin at that party last night?"
"Yeah, he was a real storm chaser."

by rebeccababy March 24, 2020

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Electrical Storm

Basically your normal thunderstorm but on crack. These are the kind of thunderstorms that create A LOT of lightning due to more negitive, and positive charges in the air. The thunder in these storms are also very loud, so loud it will scare the shit out of you every time it thunders. If a Lightning bolt were to hit your house, anything not plugged into a surge protector would be fucked.

*Idiot dude standing outside while there is a gigantic storm over his head*
Me: * You idiot! Thats an Electrical Storm. Get your ass inside now!*
Idiot Dude *whuua-* Lightning comes down and kills his ass.
Me *Welp, I tried.*

by rap music is shit April 28, 2020