stiffnicity

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking

James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.

by Firebums April 11, 2015

quimby sniffer

Someone who smells old under wear for lingering fart odors.

I caught that quimby sniffer snaking my old underwear and whiffing it out..he's a real stiffer sniffer.

by the quicker sniffer stiffer March 4, 2011

biff sniffer

A person who likes to smell a vagina on a regular basis

Can't wait to get home and get a smell of Alison's whiffy biff you must me a biff sniffer

by Chief shuffle berry September 25, 2013

Woofer sniffer

When someone sniffes a dogs woofer (mouth)

Clint likes to be a woofer sniffer

by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018

Stifler

The best guy in the american pie series.
Hates paul finch cos he fukd his mum. People things his mums a MILF (mutha id like 2 fuk.
also see Finch

Finch "Was that who i thing it was"
Stifler " Eat shit shit break"

by goats anon January 17, 2004

Stiff sock

A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.

1. Stop being such a stiff sock, and come on!

2. That guy is totally a stiff sock.

by Homicidal Artist July 5, 2007

Sniffers

The front row of A strip club. So close you can sniff the presentation.

Sniffers bro, Sniffers

by sweetpiks March 22, 2011