Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

stiff twister

the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass

person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count

by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.

Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.

by Nightside September 23, 2017

Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive

I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.

by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023

stiff willy

A wet willy with your wanker.

"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"

by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh see that Eva Morgan she has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020