Wee Jackie Stewart

To have particulary small eyes, or other bodily feature.

Ma bird was pure ragin at me cause a telt her she had Wee Jackie Stewart tits

by uncle rusty face December 13, 2008

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

Stawberry Milkshake

After fellatio is performed on a male, the male stikes his female partner in the nose, causing the blood running from her nose to mix with the semen in on her lips, giving the appearance of her having consumed a strawberry milkshake.

Yo, bitch, you want a fuckin' strawberry milkshake or what?

by S32 like a mother fucker March 20, 2003

Jon Stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.

"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."

by HeatherLovesCorddry December 28, 2005

stew

it is literally anything

you can use it in

"ohh the pizza stew is delicious"
you know you can use it for anything

by iamright12345 August 2, 2020

Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.

-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

by drudad April 20, 2008

Jon Stewart

Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.

The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010