When morning wood just isnt the way to put it, morning steel is now the appropriate term
Usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to piss away the insane stiffness.
Usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to piss away the insane stiffness.
Bob - 'dude its so hard to take a piss in the morning with morning wood'
Bill - 'Try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it'
Bill - 'Try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it'
by captain poontang August 5, 2010
Get the Morning Steelmug. by Colbywoncanobi May 9, 2018
Get the Steel Woolmug. Fake boobs. Breast implants. Especially ones way too large for the female body in which they inhabit.
by J_T_S August 29, 2005
Get the Steel Drumsmug. Strongest, most flexible, dent resistant, temperature-proof metal not found anywhere except in the surreal plain. This metal can only be created by combining unobtainnium, kryptonite, adamantium, neosteel and heating to 1 trillion degrees Celsius then supercooling to subzero within a time span of ten minutes. If not done correctly, the mixture turns to a dull yellow powder. If done right, the created dream steel is a glossy brown and can only be reshaped by another piece of itself.
by Hiptochromniack March 4, 2011
Get the Dream steelmug. The best being in the cosmos. He may look skinny, small and overall a pathetic useless piece of shit. But once you get to know him you will never decide to get on his bad size because he will knock you back into the slave trade (hes not ginger and hes epic and cool and better than everyone at tennis on gta)
by zak sheen October 1, 2019
Get the billy steelemug. Best Point Guard in America, no doubt.
When opponents see him, they run out of the gym.
Plays for The Univeristy of Alabama.
When opponents see him, they run out of the gym.
Plays for The Univeristy of Alabama.
by Unbiased Writer July 31, 2008
Get the Ronald Steelemug. by Beavis and Butthead June 15, 2022
Get the Bill Steelemug.