Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
Get the Charles Stanley Johnson the 4thmug. Someone stanleyed John! They used his celebration of service gift card because he accidentally posted all the details online!
by Benthesausageroll October 24, 2023
Get the Stanleymug. It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021
Get the Stanley Steamermug. by hamsterrocket43 December 3, 2018
Get the stanley and niamhmug. by Stackroast June 15, 2023
Get the Stanley Tootskimug. Stanley is one of the most caring and respectful people you will ever meet. He is tall and has dark hair. He loves his family and would do everything to protect them. He is selfless and love to play the guitar. He has a creative side but keeps it hidden with his busy schedule. If you ever meet a Stanley be sure to become friends he is the life of the party in the best way, and if you ever get the chance to date him don’t let him go! He is unique and special in so many ways!
by Peace Lilly November 22, 2021
Get the Stanleymug. 