Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

Sprite

Another word for LSD

Yo man the last time I drank Sprite I no clipped into a wall.

by Jamesinthehood June 22, 2019

Whore Sprint

Similar to the walk of shame, the Whore-Sprint is the hurried manner of a male being led by a girl who is known for her experiences (see bike). Most often into bushes/corners at a house party or club. The male in question usually want to get into these areas as quickly as possible without being noticed.

Man, check out Mike doing the Whore Sprint, how embarrassing.

by Blake07 December 5, 2007

Bong Sprint

A bong sprint is when one person takes a huge bong rip, then runs a 50 meter dash before releasing the smoke from their lungs. Then they get real high.

Allison: We're running low on weed, better make it last

Riley: Okay, we're gonna have to do bong sprints

by drugs and kisses February 16, 2013

nipple spritz

One of three things that Josh Steffen does after every video.

Hey, you should check out Josh Steffen, he's an amazing drummer. And apparently he has this weird tradition of doing a nipple spritz every time he's done drumming.

by Stemadsen December 29, 2017

Eat hamburgers and Sprite day February 18th

Kpop Star And "Memeber" of bts, Jung hoseok's ( or J-hope's ) Favorite Food is Hamburgers/spaghetti and SpRiTe!
Why not eat that on his birthday; February 18th?

Jungkook: Guess what day it is? Eat hamburgers and Sprite day february 18th btw

Jhope: happy birthday to me I'm 103 I still go to preschool and I miss my mommy my mom is at work she fired a jerk she hired a monkey to do my homework the monkey is dead we chopped off his head the rest of his body is stuffed up my bed!

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

Mac donalds sprite

if you took normal sprite and made it 1000 times worst in every way

Me (at Mac Donald's) : hey man want some sprite with the fries

Him : is it good sprite or Mac donalds sprite

by PussySlayer69@pussyslayer January 14, 2021