spingenius

What Rumpelstiltskin was.

Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

Spongole

A combination of the words “Spastic”, “ Mong” and “Arsehole”

“Oh look at that dude he’s a right spongole!”

by Spongole creator January 5, 2026

Gravy spigot

Penis, with "gravy" being the term for semen.

Dude, this chick was so gobbling my gravy spigot!

by BJ Franklin October 17, 2010

Chili Spigot

a butthole

Steve:so, did you get any last night?

Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!

by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011

italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.

Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!

by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021