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Lean Space

The space created when one leans back in a chair or other seat; the space between ones ass and the chair.
Man, Nigiel has more lean space than I've ever seen!
by docta darrell May 9, 2010
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crotch spawn

Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.
I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.
by KeenObserver June 11, 2011
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Microphone Spamming

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"
by BadolzoN August 5, 2008
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Janet de Spaceship

One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.

A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.
"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."

"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."
by alliegeealleasy April 8, 2010
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spachitis

A virtually incurable disorder that affects all non-asexual individuals, causing them to feel profound social rejection and desperation in the absence of sexual activity; also known as sexual frustration. Symptoms include excessive discussion about sex, bragging about one's sexual skills and genitals size, speech impediment in communication with individuals of the preferred gender, wet dreams, premature ejaculation during coitus, and more uncommonly ejaculation from organs other one's genitals (e.g., ears, nose, mouth, etc.). While successful episodes of coitus are the only known therapy used to control symptoms, withdrawal from therapy or its misadministration are known to exacerbate symptoms. Etymology: spachi (from Alb. spaqia, lack of coitus) + itis (Grk. inflamation or disease of).
Man, the only way to cure spachitis is to get spayed or neutered.
by Luigj September 24, 2016
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spanosing

The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.
You hear about Tre? Bruh always thinkin grass is greener... left his fly girl for some shone up in Malibu. Tryna live that big mansion life.

Yeah man... spanosing his life away. Always finna flex. Once that spitfire die down all he be left with is spit. He gon regret it.
by jspeezy January 16, 2017
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Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018
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