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SNOWFLAKES

1 People who sit on the political fence, 2 their views change with their audience, 3 they never take a stance on their own morals, ideals and convictions,

4 some do this to avoid conflict and others 5 to debate any and every topic, 6 the idea of agreeing to disagree will often be mute to them (+not to be confused with the narcissist) as they 7 state their opinion as fact, 8 saying all kinds of things but nothing of real substance, 9 saying they are against capitalism yet you will often find them 10 Tweeting from their iPhone as they 11 drink a Starbucks, 12 Seen by many as hypocritical~making as much sense as a Percocet addict donating money to pharma.

13 Snowflakes hold onto a system of “dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bullsh*t.” And, 14 give a whole new meaning to, what I say and what I mean are two different things, therefore they are always right (++again, not to be mistaken for the narcissist). **Left, right, conservative, liberal, and yes, snowflakes are not defined by this trait it is Accentuated in the latter 15 much like their namesake, Snowflakes melt when it gets too hot in the political and social arenas
16 highly sensitive 17 easily offended 18 usually dramatic in nature 19 world-wide but the US has a higher concentration as of today 20 everything triggers them often making them a victim, *in their own mind.
June 14, 2021, source; HOG FAMILY, UNINCORPORATED.
The forecast said there would be snowflakes, woah.
by Charityinthe218 June 14, 2021
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Sticky Snowflake

A Sticky Snowflake if when a man receiving oral pulls out and attempts to paint a snowflake on the females face with the ejactulation
by BDOGOD March 19, 2017
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Seuss Snowflake

A Seuss Snowflake is someone that is bent out of shape because Dr Seuss’ publisher decided to stop publishing a few of their books.
That dude is a total Seuss Snowflake. He’s so out of his gourd, he’s comparing Cardi B to Dr Seuss.
by CatchingRays March 9, 2021
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Snowflake

A phrase loosely used by the group of mostly but not limited to white Christians, especially boomers and older who are offended by literally everything that isn't a straight white able bodied what society accepts stereotype Christian in response to anyone younger than them discussing real world issues and solutions to problems because equality, condemning child abuse, diversity and the idea of everyone being able to have whatever identity they want without being assaulted in the streets so long as they harm no one is extremely offensive to them and feels like oppression after having their minds warped by Christianity, corrupt political views and being the only privileged group of people and only caring about preserving said privilege.

Many of those who loosely use this term without proper reason are so offended by literally everything that they resort to using highly abusive language accompanied by slurs and extended periods of verbal abuse towards even their own children to extinguish criticism and make them afraid to speak up.
You don't have PTSD from serving in the military, I regret not pushing mother into aborting you and you're just a fucking snowflake like the rest of your generation who's easily offended by everything plus my generation wasn't fucking retarded so you're ether going to smarten your ass up and get over it or I'll wake your ass up with firecrackers every night before I grab you by the neck and slam your ass into the floor until you don't get back up!
by 36368876 September 28, 2022
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Snowflake

Look at that snowflake, being triggered by the religious
by anonymous November 3, 2022
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Snowflake

A very sensitive person, but the word Snowflake is usually used when you call someone out for something offensive they did.
He's a Snowflake. Don't mind him at all.
by AstroIsOffline September 5, 2021
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snowflake

Overly sensitive person whose feelings and beliefs are hurt to the extreme! Proper term for pussy.
Coworker: That guy is such a snowflake.

Me: Don't you mean, pussy?!
Coworker: Yes but we are at work. Don't say it so loud!
Me: OK...snowflake.
by mitch_southpaw February 22, 2023
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